DrWeevilJammer

My bootstraps broke when I pulled them harder.

Turns out the local company that made bootstraps for 125 years was bought out by a hedge fund, which promptly fired all of the workers and subcontracted manufacturing to a company in Sri Lanka who could make them much cheaper by using inferior materials and by paying the Sri Lankan workers in 6 months what a fired local worker made in a day.

Ironically, the hedge fund CEO with the MBA he received as a legacy admission to Cornell only wears slippers because fuck you, I’m the boss.

Canadian confirmed, eh.

This is the gonk I’m looking for

An individual instance can be load balanced pretty easily, but that’s on the admin of that instance to implement.

Pfft - everyone knows you need a soul to get online

Don’t worry about Phoenix - they’re always blue

They put it on that Microsoft site called GitHub - Linus is gonna be so pissed!

The easiest way to make an ignorant person feel special is to identify an “other” for the ignorant person to look down on/blame for their problems.

1. Manufacture a scapegoat
2. Charismatic speaker blames the scapegoat
3. Get power/money

Oldest trick in the oldest of books.