Dispassionate
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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016English
213·1 天前Funny you should ask. We address that here:
You can decide. We don’t care. 🤪
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016English
311·2 天前If you don’t enjoy the writing, please block this account. You’ll be a much happier person.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By SundownEnglish
11·2 天前He already beat me. “Vandalism”
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By SundownEnglish
22·4 天前It is rather difficult to write about political satire these days. Perhaps there is an audience for fictional news where everything is basically a utopia. Headlines like “Fossil fuel end complete, planet in remission” or “Universal healthcare announced in USA, basic income next week” or “Successful purge of billionaires creates peace on earth overnight”
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By SundownEnglish
32·4 天前We should sample the algae bloom in that pool and look for intelligent life.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
22·5 天前Humor isn’t for everyone. I’m more amused you commented. Thanks for that giggle.
So adorable. My runt has weak jaw muscles. He loves to bite me and it just tickles. It’s a chore to eat dry food, but he won’t touch the wet stuff.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AIEnglish
5·6 天前It’s based on a lemmy post actually.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
43·7 天前Here, we whipped this up for you.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
14·7 天前Do you want us to assemble all of those items, print labels, and photograph them, just so you can know that a ton of time and effort was wasted to make you happy?
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
22·7 天前Maybe someone can read it to him as a bedtime story.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
24·7 天前If you don’t like the writing, please block and unsubscribe.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness IndustryEnglish
32·7 天前Oh wow, I remember that!! I’m… so old.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness IndustryEnglish
3·7 天前As long as it is enriched memory copper.














I think they mean black people.