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  • Dellyjonut@lemmy.worldtoVideos@lemmy.worldNorm Macdonald - Moth Joke
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    11 months ago

    I’ve always wanted to ask him a question. And not just any question! I’ve spent many a sleepless night, tossing, turning, sweating, writhing like a dying snake with this burning thought in my mind. I didn’t think I would ever find any peace until I got the answer, and now that he’s gone I have no doubt in my mind. But if by some sheer tyranny of will I could bring him back from the grave for just long enough to answer one single question- even if it in turn cost me my OWN life- even if God himself viewed the act as an abhorrent affront upon all that is good and damned my wretched soul to burn forever, withering in the dark fire of Hell for all eternity, I already know what I would say- “Where do you get all your ideas?”




  • I mean from my memory I think you pretty much nailed it. It’s funny, when I was growing up in church, the way they preached about these passages made me think they were very difficult- like so difficult it might actually be better to just focus on some of the other things the Bible says you should do. Now that I’m an adult I see these are actually the easiest and the most natural, it’s just the conservative society I was in made it seem like giving freely to others would be impossible. Or at least extremely complicated.