Could he look any twink-ier?

Wait until she finds out that by “one night stand” he means that they accidentally bumped calves under the table?

Yeah it’s fake ;)

They all thought he was an idiot. This stupid kid just on the tour had just revealed himself as a hick. You don’t take shower before a round of golf. The vets were all in their slacks and knit polo things with various hats and stuff, not like this Pennsylvania ding bat, just wearing a towel. The lad turned from his locker and faced the snickering crowd. He looked them into their eyes. Got their attention, stood on the bench, and dropped his towel. That was the day young Arnie Palmer asserted dominance over his challengers. Most of them were suffering from shaking hands so much they were well over par by the 5th hole. Speaking of 5th, Sam Sneed had his 5th heart attack the moment he saw… It.

Carrington Event type Solar flare

Florida gets another hurricane

Riot due to some sort of police provocation

Oh yeah, the best song about 9/11, John Vanderslice - Exodus Damage

https://youtu.be/mNNzGhzIAVo

I’d like to think its the least accessible volcano in Kamchatka (which is famous for its many volcanos and its remoteness).

Conschept OP, its pronounced Conschept.

Take some breaths.

New Comic book hero: Ally Cat. He has a 🌈 colored coat.

In a roundabout way, reading ‘Kublai Khan’ makes me want to read the first Dirk Gently book.

I never watched that show but maybe that’s where it came from. Seems like I heard it before that though?

There was a saying when I was younger, in the Cis world, that a woman knows within 5 minutes of meeting a guy if she would ever have sex with him. America won’t fuck JD Vance ever.

I think within a year all the dudes will be bi too. Progress is slow.

Can Gordon Ramsay, with the help of the Queer Eye guys, get him back on road to the nomination?

That’s going to make a great mini-series on how Biden schemed to get the nomination back.

Due to a rare medical condition I will die unless I have 7000 calories of cheesy num noms a day.

Ice cream Mandrake! Children’s ice cream!

Mandrake, have you ever wondered why I only drink 100% grain alcohol?