Slice vegetables with the sharp metal edges

2 Bi 2 Furious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2PqynUel2E

Loyalty by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

One of my co-workers writes “initiate” instead of “start,” I guess to sound more official

I was in a bad mood the other day and blocked someone for trying to sound smart by using the word “salubrious”

We did a podcast episode about this: https://rss.com/podcasts/carsandcomrades/833444/

I knew someone who more or less said this unironically. When I called him out on it, he blocked me.

This picture was taken by my cohost Conner earlier this year in Rocky Mountain National Park (in Colorado, not Maine)

More Colorado critters:

Santa Claus cargo cult

Star Wars nerds try not to be horny challenge (impossible)

I thought that the Michelin tire company was headquartered in Michigan, USA and not France. In my defense, most of the US auto industry is based in Michigan, and they sound similar.

Also: I will never accept the “fact” that the Michelin Man is named “Bibendum”

Plato thought the same thing

Jeremy failson more like

His mom invented Paddington Bear: https://www.theautopian.com/today-i-learned-the-original-paddington-bear-was-made-for-jeremy-clarkson/

Thank you, this is a perfect description. I’ve been arguing with a liberal friend who seems to blame everyone but the DNC and Harris campaign for their loss, it’s so frustrating and confusing why so many people are ride-or-die for the Dems.

Or a tire plug kit if you like to gamble

What are we talking here, xA or xB? Either way, those are nice reliable, economical, and practical cars that will keep running until the heat-death of the universe.

I might get some of the “FULLY COOKED” labels and wear them on my shirt when I’m having a bad day.

A few years ago I got some labels that said “For Rectal Use Only” and stuck them to a bunch of large objects on April Fools’ Day. Maybe that’s how The Algorithm discovered my fascination with weird labels.

Somehow I’ve tricked instagram into giving me ads for the most irrelevant products, like this company that sells labels to grocery stores or something:

My new rule for myself is to stop scrolling on any social media when I see something incredibly stupid or cringe. On facebook sometimes it’s the first post I see.