I know this probably isn’t helpful, but I’ll see if I can turn it around at the last second:

Reading something like this really makes me so grateful that we somehow won the baby lottery for those first few weeks.

She was chill, and predictable, and sweet. As a pair of first time parents we couldn’t have asked for a better onboarding.

Now, if your baby and mine can be so vastly different at that early stage, who’s to say what’s next? Mine could turn into the goblin you’re describing and yours could magically zen out.

I keep reminding myself, with each new phase, “this is cool/shit and all, but it’s also gonna be over right quick.”

Quick! Crack open The Western Canon by Harold Bloom! Start reading now and don’t stop until you’re done! If it’s not worth reading now it’s not fuckin’ worth reading AT ALL!

🤦🏻‍♂️ You utter dingus 🤣

Goddamn I did not think you were gonna help out on this one. Adder, you biscuit. High five. Thanks for typing that out.

Links and everything. You’re a mensch and not a bot :)

Edit: I still don’t agree with you that they should release the data because the company isn’t a monolith and there’s innocent people’s effort and IP at stake. But at least now I feel like I see where you’re coming from.

🤣

Let’s burn everything down then. Gotcha. Thanks for clearing up this complex situation for us.

You’re not being super useful, man. Commenting like this is just talking to yourself in a mirror. Wikipedia has some info about them, so I guess I’m a little caught up.

What part of this makes it a good thing?

Why?

Bummer. Made using midjourney. I mean, I like it. But I’d like it a whole lot better if it was a person.

You had me at “hello”, you piece of shit.

I see some blurring, probably deliberate, on the left edge of the image. I don’t think this is “tilt shifted” and I don’t think the effect you’re describing would make the one truck seem larger than the other.

I don’t disagree with your point that the image is chosen specifically because it excessively highlights the difference in size… but I’d say it has more to do with the angle and the order of the trucks than any post fx.

Also, srsly: no tilt shift.

Don’t feed the troll, folks. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Kompromat!

This is the wildest take I’ve heard in a fuckin’ age. Dude, I never say this, but you in particular need to duck out quickly and touch grass.

You don’t get to use the language of facts while just warbling your own uninformed opinions on a subject. It’s gross.

Wooooooaaaah. I was scrolling through looking to see if anyone was gonna mention this one.

I feel seen today. That game changed me as a kid.

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After years of false starts, I’m killing it at Subnautica this week.

Ceding. Same pronunciation, much stupider spelling :)

[Exit stage left pursued by bear]

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