In the last month, two people have, unprompted, brought up the myth of panhandlers driving luxury cars as if it’s a real thing. Both were well-meaning libs.

Matthew Yglesias

1968 Chicago DNC 2.0 let’s fuckin goooo!

You could definitely put a down payment on a house with that kind of money

Take my love, take my land

Take me where I cannot stand

I don’t care, I’m still free

You can’t take the sky from me

Andor

If you want to remove it: https://www.amazon.com/ATK67-Point-Security-Screwdriver-Handle/dp/B00BFINNJQ

Legalize crack for medicinal use

Yes, but my grandparents had a collection of Mad Magazines at their house.

Also they can let their franchise owners absorb some of the losses

You ever mix a bunch of different sodas together from the fountain? I did that once and accidentally made something that tasted exactly like bubble gum. I haven’t been able to reproduce it since

Hell yeah!

I’ve still got a couple Bernie 2020 bumper stickers here somewhere if anyone wants them

Dear Friedrich,

Today a strange Canadian man appeared in my apartment and started berating me in broken German about the messy state of my rooms. I drove him away with a few stout blows from a fireplace poker which I had recently retrieved from the pawn shop.

Yours,

Karl

PS: send more money I’m broke again lol

You gotta pump those numbers up

“You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants”

The real question is, what would Trump say to Biden when he appears to him in a vision on the road to Damascus? And will Assad be there to wash the scales from his eyes?

“All corn”