Trying to go for the chud money and the online communist money, the grift never stops.
Actually, this is probably a good sign. The previous Black Ops set in the cold war had you play as the same all-American, VC-and-Russian-massacring CIA guy, who thwarts the evil communists at the end of a linear campaign with no choices.
This time, the company with DoD funding and pretty anticommunist views has apparently decided that Socialists are now a market share large enough to pander to.
Lindsay Ellis really going for liberal bingo here.
Goose fighting tip for semi-experienced practitioners: Staying in the pocket with a goose is how you lose. Those wings will fuck you up, and you’ll be getting bitten the entire time you’re getting fucked up.
Instead, make use of your human reach advantage by throwing front kicks. By staying mobile and making the goose come to you, you have established ring control and are now dictating the pace of the fight.
If rushed, try to circle out instead of backing up; you want to be beside or behind the goose for an easy counter.
Finally, if you do end up in close quarters, grab the neck at the base of the head and you just, you you y’know the thing.
Not to imply that you’ve had time to be sleeping on the jobs
A series of experiments for the purpose of learning how to change people’s minds for them using a variety of means, most famously (but not only) chemicals. Since we don’t know what other directions the research may have gone in or even if they ever stopped (why would they), whether you think it succeeded depends on what they looked into and how ambitious their goals were. Personally, I doubt they have mind control chemicals or anything like that, but I bet they learned a lot about mass media.