Crazy, I was JUST telling a friend about this guy like an hour ago

Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers

Full house, transitioning to 5 of a kind. Can be annoying to get going, but with just a bit of deck fixing it goes hard

Grapes

Somehow I don’t think the fish consented to this…

No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed

For text, sure. But you can’t exactly store video or audio in book format

I know there’s the whole “burn the house” joke, but I think I actually would in this case

bEEEEEEEEEEEans WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is better straight out of the can, and I will die on this hill

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Had one of these. Used it all of 2 times before moving. Next time I tried to fire it up, nothing but an occasional clicking sound

*for anal use only

Combittles

Combat snacks…

Combacks, if you will

I’m still confused, how is this a laptop locking mechanism?

That’s a goobs, not chimken