I know I am

Teachers should quit en masse.

Meh, happened with the boomers. This whole country is designed at every level to stifle progress in left wing thought.

I will teach the children how to torrent

I spent my 9/11 learning that insurance aint covering the surgery I need on my tailbone and the only surgeon that will do it will only do it two days before I was supposed to fly to my family for thanksgiving vacation and recovery involves no sitting. So no thxgiving this year, no seeing family, all PTO is going towards recovery, and I’m paying out of pocket (putting in on credit, there’s nothing in the pocket). Oh an no refunds on the flight ticket even with medical emergency. Happy 9/11!

5 years ago, Trump privitized pork inspection. This is the result of letting the industry regulate itself.

His insights are sooooo boilerplate yet he absolutely insists on being some outsider thinker. He literally just sounds like teenaged me after watching a season of Penn & Teller Bullshit.

He writes very beautifully; I wish he did novels.

God damn, appointed by RONALD REAGAN in the 80s. FUCKING RETIRE YOU OLD BITCH

Brickzilla’s cock is fucking insane.

Also, he won’t learn a single thing from this and will probably double down and move to DC in the coming years, so PLEASE use this opportunity to bully him.

Most Americans are genocidal freaks, I’m used to looking past that and contextualizing their involvement in a different topic, else I’d just go insane.

His hypermanic anti-maga phase is good actually. Only popular figure I see actually articulating and addressing the violent maga movement is applying to the rest of us. Critical support for Mr. Buttfartzi the fantastic moron

Jack Black definitely agrees, he’s just a hyper careerist with a very manicured public persona. These people believe in their careers above all, and that’s what this is about. All PR.

My case was lawsuit (slip and fall in a restaurant) and when they asked the pool if you think there should be caps on lawsuit payouts, I shot my hand up. We had a 15 minute break and I was the only one not called back in.

So the real trick is to signal that you’re not in the lawyer’s monetary best interest.

cant wait to practice my bow and arrow on these, just like i did with the red light cameras the county installed a decade ago.

Shout out to the kings and queens who didn’t have PTO for friday. Your workplace is gonna be a ghost town.

“Do you want a revolution or do you want results?”

The results:

What does he care? Trump and Biden have the same stance on Palestine, he’ll get his genocide either way.

WHY CAN NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPEN?