Are we talking Spaceballs or Total Recall?

Monkey with a gun.

The one with Jet Li is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life and certainly the worst I paid money for.

The most interesting thing about this movie is how it ended John McTiernan’s career.

It is shockingly shit.

It wasn’t. But then you got to Inferno on act 2 (like 4 times through the game) and died over and over to flies.

Dollar hyperinflation incoming

Be like Zammo. Just say no.

The wrong way

I’ve never seen a company who’s advertising goes so far the wrong way. It makes me want to cancel it and I don’t even subscribe.

They don’t even have enough content to fill a billboard, let alone a whole streaming service.

I thought The Bear was Disney and Severance was Apple… At least that’s how they are in the UK.

Pretending he doesn’t know how his name is spelled, as if Mamdani hasn’t spent the last months living rent free in Musk’s head.

Welp, it’s probably about time for my PC to break its RAM again.

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

When other CEOs see how much code is written by AI at MS, they should remember that MS are looking to sell AI code writing tools and need as much training data as possible.

If your core business is software rather than AI swill for other CEOs, I’d avoid forcing it on anyone. Devs are lazy. If we find a job it’s good at, we’ll use it.

Depends how full it is, how interesting is it (note this is not the same as full), how fast you can travel, and how fun movement is.

There’s a lot of elements to open world and a lot of devs get the balance very wrong. You end up playing in a map rather than the world.

By “brace” I presume they mean “champagne corks at the ready”.

Have you seen daytime TV? It’s a sea of ads for shite you’d never want, and if you have no money for the shite, there’s ads for loans as well.

Not any more.

I’m unconvinced anyone will really legislate this, and if it is, it’ll just lead to that country being scratched off the list of where the game is officially supported.

Realistically, we need to stop buying online only games where the servers will eventually go offline, and support those that release open servers.

They were definitely laughing in the shop when they picked that out.