Venison, lobster, scallops, crab, and shrampies!

You mean that this is on a billboard that can be climbed? Yeah.

Couldn’t they have at least made it Diet Pepsi?

In my best Arnold impersonation: “You named your cat Julius!”

Nu!

That sounds like a valid reason to me!

Why do you try so hard to make baby Jesus cry?

I envy anyone who can hear the words “white bronco” and not immediately think of OJ Simpson.

Wow, I could not have imagined that gluten free would be so accurate. It’s a great representation of how it’s missing something major, but I guess it’s still bread.

I see what you did there.

I have house Crocs, does that count?

I have one of those. Banging on crap at 11pm, revving his Harley at 5am, has a rooster. Fun times.

My favorite rock has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R. My favorite rock has a second name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.

Growing up is overrated. This is gold.

Yes

I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.

Through the magic of buying two of them, you have someone who agrees that it should be on the list.

The release of “1985” by Bowling for Soup was closer to actual 1985 than we are to its release.

“The heart of a sport is found in its fans.” - Somebody Probably

By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!

I’d rather pit the zombies against each other.