How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

It’s taking your milk for dairy product replacements

I’ve put many signs up when working construction for warning of all sorts. People don’t read signs. There’s so many everywhere now trying to throw some sort of product down our neck that we’ve gone sign blind.

Is that lemonfred?

R

The gate that goes both ways

No, no I can’t.

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

Caught in a landslide?

M

Maybe they are whale skulls

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

I can’t imagine caring about what other people do to themselves that has zero effect on my life

No good at likensubs*

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It’s intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it’s extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

Totally not, Jessica

I’m not even American but didn’t the republicans do the exact same thing with “America under biden” using pictures of America under Trump.

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don’t see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.