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  • “It has been determined that Google has illegally used a system of only revealing and displaying bad stories about Donald J. Trump, some made up for this purpose while, at the same time, only revealing good stories about” Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, Trump said.

    Don’t worry, I speak Trump.

    Translation: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I don’t wike what thewer saying about meeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I want Google FIRED nnnnnooooooooowwwwwwww!

    *other wet fart noises*













  • Well lookie here. It’s Big-Government DeSantis creating the Junior Anti-Sex League.

    The Junior Anti-Sex League represents the Party’s efforts to control the most intimate aspects of individuals’ lives in “1984”.

    Unlike Winston, [Julia] had grasped the inner meaning of the Party’s sexual puritanism. It was not merely that the sex instinct created a world of its own which was outside the Party’s control and which therefore had to be destroyed if possible. What was more important was that sexual privation induced hysteria, which was desirable because it could be transformed into war-fever and leader-worship.