Well I’ll be dammed

I’ve heard the Galaxy Note 7 is pretty hot, too

“Say the line, Steinbeck!”

Ask him why he never bleach-wipes those tables after he’s done standing on them. Seriously, fucking disgusting.

When I am General Secretary, web developers will get the wall

I can’t stop thinking about how doing research into whether it’s safe to have a transmission fluid change performed on my new-to-me vehicle is basically self-harm.

Fable’s karma system, but for racism

Everybody gangsta until the Poland-Estonia-Austria-Netherlands-Italy-Slovakia-Serbia intergovernmental trade confederation is rolled out

Treatlerism

Treatskyites

Hava slicea pizza!

“Look, all I wanted was a giant frickin’ combine harvester with a giant frickin’ laser beam on its header!”

“Say no more, fam.”

The “Duck season!” / “Rabbit season!” bit, but it’s “Ecosocialism!” / “Ecofascism!”

This is fascism because it depicts evil red fash tankie utopia, I am very smart

I feel like this is necessary context [CW: Meat, dude trying to fuck a computer]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pehj6P0AhI

You can even celebrate CHRISTMAS through the hole!

…a vanguard party?

She’s still alive? Wow. I didn’t know that, you’re telling me now for the first time. She’s still leading an amazing life.

, Süssy Tod