That’s so sad. Hey Siri, play “Black Sails at Midnight” by Alestorm.

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, but at what cost???

*tips fedora* Matt McM’anus

The Red Army voted with their bullets at the battle box, Jack

Diogenes holding up a banner with the Fourteen Words on it and saying, “Behold! Liberalism!”

Eve Fartlow

The future Ayatolla (it’s her turn!)

Monarchs don’t devise their claim from popular support

Do you mean to imply that supreme executive power doesn’t derive from the masses?

This feels like a bit account

Civil engineers do plenty of utility work (water/sewer, buried electric lines, natural gas, telecom), but yeah, that’s probably about it for infrastructure

I AM SPARTACUS

Tripping balls on peyote while playing the NES version of Rampage and coming out of it earnestly believing that it all really happened to you, and that you were, in fact, the ape.

HEY ESTHER WILLIAMS!

Do YoU hAvE a SoUrCe FoR tHaT???

Oh fuck me, I thought that was

New TERF Island just dropped

He’s going to mandate it via an executive order, and the Supreme Court will uphold it.

: “We have Ozzy Osbourne at home.”

Ozzy Osbourne at home:

Later Han is definitely a case of “bad decisions make for good stories”