Civil engineers do plenty of utility work (water/sewer, buried electric lines, natural gas, telecom), but yeah, that’s probably about it for infrastructure

I AM SPARTACUS

Tripping balls on peyote while playing the NES version of Rampage and coming out of it earnestly believing that it all really happened to you, and that you were, in fact, the ape.

HEY ESTHER WILLIAMS!

Do YoU hAvE a SoUrCe FoR tHaT???

Oh fuck me, I thought that was

New TERF Island just dropped

He’s going to mandate it via an executive order, and the Supreme Court will uphold it.

: “We have Ozzy Osbourne at home.”

Ozzy Osbourne at home:

Later Han is definitely a case of “bad decisions make for good stories”

Maclunkey

Well I’ll be dammed

I’ve heard the Galaxy Note 7 is pretty hot, too

“Say the line, Steinbeck!”

Ask him why he never bleach-wipes those tables after he’s done standing on them. Seriously, fucking disgusting.

When I am General Secretary, web developers will get the wall

I can’t stop thinking about how doing research into whether it’s safe to have a transmission fluid change performed on my new-to-me vehicle is basically self-harm.

Fable’s karma system, but for racism

Everybody gangsta until the Poland-Estonia-Austria-Netherlands-Italy-Slovakia-Serbia intergovernmental trade confederation is rolled out