when a couple of ruffians snatched away my lemonade proceeds, I decided to go on the dick cavett show and do a little Peanut jig. Yes, that’s what you need is a 👐peanut👐 jig of your own. Yes, a 👐peanut👐 jig of your own yes
The real criminal is whoever dressed that kid up like that.
well i’ll be a cracked corn on a lanyard, these ragamuffins are making off with my liquid confectionary! hue and cry! i demand a possee apprehend the rascals post-haste!
I knew it was rough at Current Affairs after the boycott, but I didn’t know Nathan ended this low having to sell lemonade to pay the bills.
Should’ve jacked the hat and tie aswell, save the kid from more humiliation
kids being robbed is bad actually.
What if the kid is sort of an asshole, or just has a general unpleasant vibe?
Same answer as “what if the child consents.” Brah it’s a child, staaaaahp.
Did this even happen?
Okay hear me out for a second but the kind of lunatic that puts that outfit on their kid to run a lemonade stand is exactly the kind of lunatic that hires his lunatic friends (50/50 on them being off duty cops) to rob the kid to “teach him a lesson” about the “real world”.