edit: I have changed my title to match the new NYTimes headline. Sorry about the all caps, I guess they are really excited about this lol
Also shoutout to @[email protected] who shared a gift article link in the comments. I hope you don’t mind but I kinda stole it and updated the post
God damn it, don’t take my job away from me!
Today we’re all flying high, Squid
I was and then I got out-Rikered!
Speaking of Riker’s… Riker’s Island is gonna have to make some room!
We are all sad trombone players on this blessed day.
Ugh, I hated that character, but I guess that was the point.
Speak for yourself
Sorry, couldn’t help it. Still, break out the Andorian ale!
Hey, you stole it in the first place.