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Episode 95: Gathering of Needs
Bell’s Hells, after returning from Ruidus (and reuniting with their old friend, Dorian Storm), are in the final throes of gathering what information, power and allies they (and the rest of Exandria) can before trying to stop Ludinas Da’leth and the Ruby Vanguard through their alliance with the entities that control Kreviris on the surface of Ruidus from releasing Predathos, the god eater.
As such, you’ve learned a little bit of information about Ludinus not being on Ruidus at the moment, and it seems he’s had some dealings with an ancient ruin of one of the many fallen cities from the realm of history known as the Age of Arcanum, particularly a place called Aeor.
Some of you may have heard this a little bit in passing history, but more information can be gleaned. What you do know is it apparently contains some ancient magical technology (that is both dangerous as it’s being understood and is seemingly being funneled and repurposed through a lot of what the Ruby Vanguard is doing both here on Exandria and on the moon above. So, Ludinus is apparently present and having dealings within these ruins, last you heard.
After speaking with Keyleth and the Exandrian Accord (the alliance of all those who ae wanting to stop those who are wanting to stop those responsible for this) you were given, through a series of connections, an escort who had some experience with these ruins. A mage of somewhat schlubby persona, but seemed to be somewhat knowledgeable in their connection with the Cobalt Soul. They had a lead on someone who is a member of the Cerberus Assembly who might know exactly where in these ruins (or at least lead you in the direction of these ruins) where Ludinus might be.
Then, you headed towards the city, through teleportation, the city of Zadash in the Dwendalian Empire. These streets seemed to have sustained some recent damage and there was a sense of tension in the air of some recent dangers that seemed to have swept through.
As you plug through the streets, getting to the exterior of an interesting little bookshop and a trinket shop known as Chastity’s Nook, selling all sorts of knickknacks, decor, and very wonderful smutty romantic books. You were led to the back room, where one of the more recently-hired employees, Erma, had been sitting and reading a book. As this escort mage had spoke a phrase that
“Bren sends his regards,”
immediately tension in the room built into what seemed to be a rapid-paced wizard battle, all of you rushing in and throwing whatever you can to subdue this figure. In the midst of this fray, your escort, this mage, threw down an anti-magic shell, which dispelled the illusion on your target and themself, revealing themself to be a dark elf mage of some esteem, and your target being an individual known as Astrid Becke, a member of the Cerberus Assembly and the Archmage of Civil Influence. Here in this tense moment, as you hold the Archmage back, and this dark elf (who named themselves Essek Thelyss, an enemy of Ludinus Da’leth) you are in the right place to commence an interrogation and discover where you are to tread next.
Here as Astrid is held somewhat tense (and realizing in the moment) at your disposal. Essek looks amongst the people in the room around him.
“Well, friends, what do we need to know beyond where he may be doing his dealings? Astrid, do you know where Ludinus is? Do you know what he’s up to? Do you know how we can find him?”
As she sits there, held at bay by a number of you, she grits her teeth for a bit.
“I know Ludinus and his cohorts have been working on something in private, reallocating resources and dealing directly with foreign factions in secret. Now, I kept my nose mostly clean of the entire affair and would never have expected his plotting to be so universally disastrous. Knowing the world’s sight now falls squarely upon the Assembly following the Solstice, that is why I went into hiding. I am not in league with him. I am not part of his plan. I just do not wish to be imprisoned for something I was not a part of. So, it seems I now join you living as a fugitive, am I not?”
Essek just clenches his jaw for a moment.
“I will ask you again. What do you know of Ludinus’ plot and where his dealings are within the ruins?”
She eyes across all of you.
“I was not part of his plan, so I do not know specifically, but I know his research is burrowed deep within Eiselcross. Imperial control of the side has been nearly absolute as of late, causing tensions with the Dynasty, and those relations go sour once again. But it seems little care was given when compared to the scope of his plot. My place within the Assembly allowed me a little clearance to inquire to his work, but I do know that he had spent the better part of the last five years within and around the Genesis Ward and beyond. I managed to get a name once from an associate who took a shine to me within his project’s outskirts. He mentioned something called the Occultus Thalamus. I am uncertain what that means directly. This individual seemed spooked he had even let it slip. If you’re going to look for him (or those that work with him) that might be the place to start.”
Previous Episode: “Where the Red Fearne Glows”
Bonus Glasses pics (click)
5 hour episode!
I did NOT expect the party to wear FCG’s body
I really like the application for cosplay, though!
100%! I’m so excited to see new art and new cosplays
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What an episode!
We went from a little interrogation, shopping trip, lots of C2 cameos, and relationships building. And then a huge interparty conflict. Amazing.
Marisha’s Fan
by Teaweltzer
by GravenMyth
by Jenny Dolfen
by Shara Mae
♪Episode Song References♪
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- 00:04:27 Laura & Marisha ♪bay-bee♪ (unknown song)
- 00:20:21 “you’re floating” Mary J Blige - Dance For Me
- 00:37:30 Pink Panther Theme
- 01:50:30 Creed - Can You Take Me Higher?
- 01:50:38 NIN - Terrible Lie
- 02:10:07 Laura sings and claps an unknown melody
- 02:39:55 System of a Down - Chop Suey!
- 03:22:40 “like it’s Fantasia” Paul Dukas - The Sorceror’s Apprentice
- 03:37:42 Snow White - Whistle While You Work
- 03:38:14 Soft Cell - Tainted Love
- 03:42:58 ♪do it do it do it♪ Super Mario Bros - Castle Theme
- 03:50:53 Lionel Richie - Dancin’ on the Ceiling
- 03:56:57 Dr Dre ft Snoop - The Next Episode
- 04:06:49 Laura sings a little happy item melody
Highlights
- 00:03:00 Matt finishes the ad while slowly morphing into the Moviephone voice
- 00:19:11 Marisha reveals her fan for the episode, it reads: HOT BOI
- 00:20:00 Not judgeeee
- 00:21:18 Partner?
- 00:21:50 Essek:“…all of the Assembly, after the Solstice, vanished.”
Imogen:“Are they all as powerful as Ludinus?”
Astrid:“In their own ways, maybe.”
Essek:“No. Not like him. He is a particularly focused individual.” - 00:23:58 Lore: The Cold War between The Kryn Dynasty and the Dwendalian Empire.
- 00:28:11 Chetney:“Wanna come to Eiselcross with us?”
- 00:31:55 Matt:“For all the goofiness that you sometimes present…”
Travis:air quotes
“Sometimes.”
Marisha:“What do you mean?” - 00:33:15 Astrid:“Not always, but every now and then, he (Luda) would have an itch, a recurring little itch
scratches the back of his neck
right around the back of his neck. Now, I have my theories, perhaps it was an illness. Perhaps some sort of challenged echo of his experimentations, I do not know. But there was one time when he saw that I noticed him and he shot me such a glare.” - 00:35:45 Astrid:“What I do know is that some terrible flaming bird of black and purple fire soared through the sky
[Travis’s face is so precious]
It briefly skirted the skyline and streets of this town before it was either stopped or set off somewhere else.” - 00:36:47 Whispers turn into a quick booger check by Ashley. Friendship goals.
- 00:39:56 Crafting Moment Small wooden circle with the words:“Farts are funny.”
- 00:42:54 Astrid can dance. Canon.
- 00:44:44 More titles discovered: Just the Tip and Prismatic Spray while Laura and Ashley drop back-to-back nat 20s for porn discounts. That’s just right.
- 00:48:02 Travis:“Some of those pages stick together.”
- 00:49:30 Matt:“His name is Yussa Errenis. He’s been a pen pal for a bit. Hasn’t responded to my letters recently.”
- 00:50:36 Fearne gets hustled for 10 gold for smut.
- 00:51:47 Next stop: the Pentamarket
- 00:55:07 Ashton is inspired to craft clothing that will let them carry a memory of F.C.G. with thm as they travel.
- 00:55:28 Chetney:“This velvet tracksuit won’t cut it.”
Imogen:“Yeah, it’s getting a little…”(sniffing)
Orym:“Well, you can only split it open so many times, Chet.”
Fearne:“It’s gettin’ a little thin. You can see through it.”
Laudna:“Yeah, threadbare.”
Imogen:“We’re seein’ those jingle-jangles, Chet.”
Chetney:“That’s function, not fashion.” - 00:57:28 Matt:“…little goblets that enhance the alcohol content.”
Marisha:“What?! I want that!” - 00:59:47 Laura cuts off Liam from spoiling parts of Campaign 2 while referencing “the other dead person in the basement”.
- 00:59:57 Marisha:“Matt, question. Above the table.”
Travis:(mouth fart)
Marisha:“I said Above the table, not below.”
Matt:“It’ll be above shortly.” - 01:00:20 Laura absent-mindedly making a babbling noise with her finger on her lips, followed by hiding her face from Travis.
- 01:02:42 “Tooms” at The Emerald Curtain and Chetney’s Porky Pig impression
- 01:05:56 Dorian seeks the Exandrian equivalent of a Bedazzler.
- 01:09:55 Dorian finds Damid, the half-giant with elven tattoos and a silvery laurel crown, to be the ideal staff member to assist with his outfit.
- 01:13:35 Imogen:“I froze my cooch off the last time we were in cold weather, I don’t want to do it again. Some pants.”
Ashley:“Pay-unts.”
Laura:“Some Pay-unts!” - 01:17:40 Fan Art Moment Chetney’s leather, fur-lined, outfit with an F.C.G. shoulder guard (like Orym).
- 01:24:12 Pumat Sol!
- 01:25:30 Pumat tells how the Dark Phoenix emerged after Mt Mentiri split form a great earthquake.
- 01:28:09 Pumat:“Well, as part of the initial enchantment process, and should any of us be disenchanted or destroyed, we would probably return to snow. But that’s not a thing we like to think about often because it sends us into an existential spiral and that’s a real dark place to go for things that were created and crafted from nothing and will return to the nothing.”
- 01:56:01 Chetney:“That’s just the Bank of Chetney, baby. Interest rates are hiiigh.”
- 02:00:16 Travis lays out the budget like a pro
- 02:00:42 Including her platinum purchase at the Chastity’s Nook, Fearne has 69 gold left.
- 02:02:32 Orym suggests Chetney-claws could use the harp for Winter’s Crest music.
- 02:05:22 Ruidus is stationary and unseen by more than half of the planet and Imogen wishes it could’ve been evidence for F.C.G. to abandon their flat-planet theory
- 02:06:36 Pumat:“Oh, by the way, if you’re going to Labenda up north, swamp’s flooded, avoid that. Merfolk have reclaimed the region there. There’s a massive sinkhole in the middle of the Cyrengreen Forest and the surrounding trees begin to turn black and lean towards the pit. Maybe avoid the Cyrengreen asa well.
Druvenlode’s dead have been rising and climbing from beneath the dirt, so maybe stay away from there for a minute.
Rexxentrum has been dealing with a number of phantom explosions and rumors of devilish entities, seeing the shadow of night amongst the streets, so maybe avoid the capital for a while now, too.”
Orym:Thank you, Pumats."
Pumat::“Our pleasure, Hells.”
INTERMISSION
As you crest into the sunset of the day, as jumping to this side of Exandria, it is quiiet. Far later in the evening; a dull change of color begins to creep in. Essek, incognito, leads you to the edge of the Pentamarket, looking for a place to stay. The first place you stumble upon, the name of the locale is The Lodge of the Eclipse. It is quite a decent-sized inn. You can already hear laughter and conversation from the exterior, as well as some undertones of music playing, not gently, but more of a fiddle and a drum and sure we’ll say jazz flute. Why not? It’s fun.
As you step into the interior, the smell hits you before anything else. This floor is deeply ale-stained, mixed with the smell of bodies, and it is fairly crowded here. You get the sense that the establishments that offer alternatives to reality in these times of strife and fear tend to be very popular once the end of the workday concludes. A number of the Pentamarket populace are folks beyond within the city of Zadash are here, or in the process of gathering into the crowded interior of the tavern portion of the interior of The Lodge of the Eclipse.
As you push through the crowd a bit (Essek leading the way over towards the edge) there’s the folks that are running the bar, and you can see there is a clerk desk that leads to a staircase that heads upstairs and to the right, you can see there’s actually a sitting pit with a number of benches set up and some other extension of the tavern tables and a small stage. The curtains are closed, there’s no lights on it yet. You do see here, with one of the raised smaller platforms (less of a stage, more like a platform) you see three musicians that are playing the atmosphere. They’re playing and bantering to each other. Most folks aren’t paying attention to them directly, but just enjoying the atmosphere.
Essek goes up to the clerk (and you can see there’s a halfling man, probably in his early 50s ro so, massive mutton chops that are mostly gray at this point, with streaks of dark brown, his hairline is deeply pulled back to what could be almost described as a skullet at this point) and he leans up towards Essek and the rest of you.
“Oh, right! Hello there. You’re looking for a place to stay for the night? We’ve only got maybe two rooms left at the moment. Lot of travelers comin’ through. You’ll have to pay a premium on that.”
Essek raises a hand to stop him, “We’ll take both, whatever you have.”- 02:32:56 Liam:“I want him to float and I want him to be purple.”
- 02:33:33 Matt describes Essek as svelte and likely has to do exercises to improve muscle tone.
BBL Drizzy (click)
A recent viral song about Brazilian Butt Lifts has been applied to a famous dark elf (drow) named Drizzt from the DnD lore, but he’s copywritten. Since Essek is a dark elf, and a canonical hot boi, the song rightfully applies to him.
Liam:(Essek voice)“Time to bake those cakes.”
- 02:37:10 The burlesque show starts to set up. Dorian and Chetney head for a good seat.
- 02:38:10 You take a moment to look at the crowd around. You can see most folks in here, as deep into the cups they might be, there is definitely an air of necessary escapism. You can see the sinking of posture. There’s a certain energy after people suffer trauma. You can see a lot of these folks are engaging eagerly at this opportunity to celebrate art.
Essek’s still sitting in the back with Imogen. As much as he’s standing frumpily, you can’t help but catch him occasionally softly clap. - 02:39:25 Fan Art Moment Laudna:(casting Thaumaturgy with scary amplification)“Appreciate the performance.” and causing at least one attendee to lose bowel control.
- 02:40:24 Essek:“I understand more than might have long ago. In years of late, I’ve come to appreciate the necessity to carve moments of joy. I think that’s maybe something those of us that live longer lives have a harder time appreciating…I felt that way for a long time but I don’t believe that anymore. It feels that way only because so much of our history tells us that pain is what gives purpose. But as a wise man once told me, 'It is not pain that makes people. It’s love.”
- 02:44:50 Travis:(Chetney voice)“Chetney’s sitting in the front row, legs out, slumping in the chair, baguette in one hand, a bottle of wine in the other. Fucking riveted.”
- 02:45:52 The way Marisha says “she would be ‘of age’” (referring to Kiri) looks like she’s almost ashamed to be making the point.
Matt:“Not everything is connected.”
Marisha:“She could be working her way through college at this point in time.”
Robbie:“Every NPC is a cameo!” - 02:47:14 Matt accidentally says handling the Wench rather than Winch. Chat establishes the new book at the Chastity’s Nook Handling the Wench.
- 02:47:54 Matt:“Hupperdook’s The Best.”
- 02:49:36 Ashton preps himself for an examination by Essek with a rage to activate his strange abilities.
- 02:52:38 Essek:“Dunamis is a particular pillar of esoteric magic within Exandria. It is a speciality of the Kryn Dynasty and is (in essence) derived from…where to begin? There is an entity (believed within Dynasty circles) to be called the Luxon, that (long ago, before the gods and spiritual elements even took this world for their own creation) divided itself amongst Exandria into a number of artifacts. These artifacts (whether or not the myth holds any particular anchor to it) are extremely powerful sources of dunamantic magic. It is magic that tugs at and manipulates the very fabric of reality. Time becomes malleable. Gravity and entropy become weaponized and altered. The very space fabric becomes a weave to pull and stretch and fold. It is a very primal and rarely understood magic. Elements of it have been borrowed in other more conventional practices. But dunamis, the basis, the energy of this magic is primarily a Dynasty focus and my particular life’s long study. What you hvae, whatever this is, is a unique, organic source of dunamis…You are a dangerous entity.”
Ashton:“People keep saying that.” Ashton gives one moreRage
and gets the rainbow sparkles of the Probability enhancement.
Essek:“Now you’re just showing off.” - 02:58:36 Chetney:“She gave me a feather!..the goddess noticed meee!”
- 02:58:57 Ashley:“What does it smell like?”
Robbie:“A feather! What do you want me to say? Cloaca?”
Matt:“My favorite incense.” - 03:03:12 Imogen:“You’re kinda like his dad.”
- 03:03:19 He goes and begins to craft this weird glow of ephemeral magical energy in his palm, and then he flicks it in the air, and you see this illusion appear of a 12-sided relic that sparkles in a similar cosmic way as your (Ashton) head does.
Essek:“This is a beacon. These are the supposed fragments of the Luxon, and it is a mystery as to how many of these exist across exandria, but a number of them have been long under control of the dynasty and considered the most holy of relics. They are the most powerful source of dunamantic power in all the world. Since the Assembly has acquired one or perhaps more since, they have exploited it in ways, been able to distill some of its power into a multitude of devices. This vial you speak of, they are one of the numerous byproducts of the Assembly’s research.”
You do very much recall seeing something of a similar shape and design at the core of the Key right before everything fired the bridge off to the moon.
[Liam trying not to have a meltdown for choosing (as Caleb) to give a beacon to the Kryn Dynasty (which may be the same one used for the Malleus Key by Ludinus).]
Essek:“…you continue to realize how long and wide the ramifications of your actions might be.” (MFMM twisting the knife) - 03:05:50 Ashton:“I got enough blame for us blothe.”
- 03:06:56 Essek mentions his “partner” again
- 03:08:07 Essek:“If I could assemble a few other dunamancers who can see past my previous infractions, and I have a few ideas, together, we could disrupt, theoretically, the beacon that resides in the Key. Now, to do so would cut the moon free and end this bridge. That would mean nobody on or off.”
Laudna:“Well, we sort of found a little back door portal to the moon…” - 03:09:53 Essek:(about his “partner”)“…but he is kind and he is smart, and he is so strong…”
Liam:(doubtful)“Eh.”
Essek:“…of heart.”
Travis:“The smell…” - 03:11:36 Imogen:“I want to float everywhere.”
casts Fly
Dorian:“Oh! That’s so neat! (I’m still a little tipsy)”casts Fly
on Chetney “Go! Do it, too!”
Chetney thuds hard into the ceiling
“Fuck!”
Laudna:“You stole fizzy lifting drink…” - 03:12:51 Lore Drop How Ashton met F.C.G. in a mine shaft.
- 03:14:28 The unstoppable force of “moody Laudna” meets the immovable object of “drunk Dorian”
- 03:15:10 Liam:“…and lays the blade across his legs, this sword that he’s seen at three pivotal moments in his life…the day he saw this sword run his father and his husband through…watching Laudna and Fearne struck down…watching from the ground in a cave on the moon F.C.G. erupt into light…”
- 03:19:12 Liam:“I can still hear the music from the burlesque playing from across the road, and I can’t help but think of the people just trying to live their lives in the face of the impossible and how that’s something worth fighting for.”
- 03:21:54 Fan Art Moment Laudna
casts Animate Object
on Sashimi, her backpack hut sprouts legs in Baba Yaga style, and a series of other items animate to assist with crafting. - 03:23:23 Dorian meets the upgraded Pâté
- 03:26:36 (drunk) Dorian:“What are you two doing out here? Hi. I feel like it’s been so much of them and not a lot of us. Hello…Is this a group hug? I’ve been waiting for this since the moment I saw you. 17 strength. I’m giving it everything I got!”
(continued)
- 03:32:00 Gathering back up in the room, you all finish your evening of crafts.
- 03:32:30 Marisha:“Before you continue on…”
Gaslighting 101 with Professors Laudna and Delilah - 03:34:30 Lore Drop Delilah’s membership in the Cerberus Assembly and mild familiarity with Ludinus Da’leth.
- 03:36:27 What does Ashley’s finger smell like?
- 03:36:37 Travis instantly recognizes the heartbeat noise of corrupted desire that Matt used with his days leveling Fjord as a warlock. His desire to participate manifests as a demonic voice trying to jinx her rolls.
- 03:39:49 Travis:“16 and 1/2.”
Ashley and Laura examine Orym’s player sheet to see how his passive perception is 33. - 03:42:37 A belch temporarily increases the acid damage in Travis’ breath.
Travis:(evil voice)“Now we’re talking…”
Marisha:“Just the vines.”
Travis:(evil voice)“Not just the vines…”
Marisha:(laughing)“Shut! Up! Fucking Willingham!”
Taliesin:“I love everything this is.” - 03:45:05 Orym reacts to the blindness and sudden pain with a wild slash of his sword.
- 03:51:51 Marisha gives the unsure Fry meme face after Matt’s ruling on tripping attacks against Spider Climb.
- 03:53:31 Travis’ giddy reaction pulling up his hood for PvP.
Dorian:“But we’re friends…”
Travis:“We’ve been crafting!”
Robbie:“That was MY Mod Podge!” - 03:54:54 Travis and Ashley exchange excited eyebrows.
- 04:01:30 Ashton gives solid advice to “start with ‘I’m sorry’” but Laudna chooses not to heed it.
- 04:02:55 Imogen
casts Detect Thoughts
on Laudna and gets whispers from Matt (explaining the RP with Delilah influence) - 04:06:15 Marisha:“Should’ve fucking cast Blight, it’s more direct.”
- 04:09:15 Fearne:(to Chetney)“The thing where you see geometry and stuff.”
Chetney accepts the blade and proceeds to fall back asleep. - 04:10:29 Lore Drop The life of Ishta, the Summit Blade has been filled with dishonorable murder from the moment it’s maker was killed upon it’s completion.
- 04:17:51 Imogen:“With the harness…”
- 04:21:31 Dorian:“It’s just a thing. I’m so tired of things having control over us. You two are friends…It is just a thing. It’s history doesn’t shape us, our actions do. Your actions tell me that you do not have enough trust in your friends.”
- 04:23:10 Marisha:(to Matt)“You tell me, Delilah.”
- 04:24:10 Imogen:“Let it go.”
- 04:28:41 Laudna’s Form of Dread has taken the form of Delilah Briarwood
- 04:30:42 Robbie holds his head in his hands and hides his eyes from seeing the nightmare of Opal’s possession replay with Laudna.
Marisha:“Welcome back.”
Robbie:“What’s happening? What the fuck is happening?! I thought there was gonna be shenanigans!” - 04:32:28 Ashley’s reaction to Matt’s echoing Marisha’s words with Delilah’s voice is precious, she holds her Mister plushy tightly for a while.
Imogen:“Why’d you give her more power?”
Delaudnah:“It must be done.” - 04:33:45 Love conquers all
Cooldown
- 03:33 Matt:“Look under your feats.”
Robbie and Ashley look under the table at Marisha’s feet. - 05:26 Calm Emotions = Cone of Xanax
- 05:50 Void Puppet: Advantage on Intimidation and Charisma checks.
(3/day bonus action) Summon a Screaming Spirit within 30 ft, lasts for 1 min, Laudna’s targets within 5 feet of the spirit have disadvantage on saving throws against spells, upon causing disadvantage to a target, the spirit vanishes. - 09:01 Scream Needle: +2 to damage rolls, damaging a creature that is concentrating on a spell will double the DC check after damage calculation.
Marisha:“So we had Scream Needle, and now I have a Screaming Spirit.”
Matt:“That narratively worked out in an unexpected way, that’s kinda cool.”
- 03:33 Matt:“Look under your feats.”