how not to be ugly:

• smile, even when engaging in war, never stop smiling, it makes you look ugly otherwise.
• take care of your skin, even when your leg is decrepit and necrotic. It makes you look ugly.
• don’t get wet, it makes you look ugly.
• shower regularly. It makes you look not ugly.
• take care of your skin, you wouldn’t want to look ugly.
• looking ugly makes you look ugly, just don’t look ugly.