• Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Nah, look at those pants and that stance; dude’s got cold steel between those cheeks.

    “The only men I let inside me are Jesus, and Smith & Wesson YEEEEHAW BROTHER!”

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      8 months ago

      We got a Hank Hill build here. No ass to hide a gun, let alone their fragile sense of safety.

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      8 months ago

      Judging by the complete lack of any shape to the pants I’m not sure he actually has any cheeks to speak of.