“Eligible” you note skeptically? Yes. Unfortunately, there are a ton of imposed legal restrictions defining when, who, and how we do this. So while our goal is to give all redditors the same access to stock as institutional investors (why should they have all the fun?), our lawyercats can confirm we must follow specific rules explained below.
Really angling for a certain demographic, huh?
just exactly WHAT is it about that writing style that makes it sound so fucking pretentious?