rynzcycle@kbin.social to Antique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world · 1 year agoMy 11yo sister posted this in our family sibling discord. I've never been more proud.media.kbin.socialimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1175arrow-down120
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageMy 11yo sister posted this in our family sibling discord. I've never been more proud.media.kbin.socialrynzcycle@kbin.social to Antique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarerynzcycle@kbin.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoMy wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house. “To fight the motherfucking Decepticons,” I said. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.
“To fight the motherfucking Decepticons,” I said.
She laughed. I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.