IT WAS IN FACT WHAT???
Annie are you ok?
So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you OK, Annie?
hehe
You’ve been hit, bye.
A smuggling ring of exotic animals.
This is some aneurysm posting…
I wish I could link the old Super Car Guys commercials, but they all got taken down after the actor was arrested for drugs. This video shows a couple shots from their old ads, but it’ll never be the same without hearing him say shit like “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE, LET’S TALK TURKEY!”
What’s. Up with. All the , odd, punctuation?
It was probably. For. Emphasis.
Did they have a stroke?
“Joe’s Barbecue and Foot Massage”
“Make sure to work that Sweet Baby Ray’s all up between the toes. I’m seeing my boyfriend later and he gonna be suckin’ them things.”
TIL some people in the US have a very different concept of “flea market” than I have.
I’m just as confused as you are.
12 years ago… fuck.
How long ago was POWERTHIRST?
Edit: 16 years. My body is a sack filled with dust.
It’s okay, we’re old farts, but we saw some cool shit in the early days of the internet and pass it on. So nobody ever forgets where to get the best taxidermy jobs done!
We had a used car dealer that used to host scary movies every Friday night.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Anyone else smell burnt toast?
What?
Say this again after you hear the Mattress Ranch ad multiple times every day for years.
Don’t leave us hanging
It’s been 30 years and 🎶What’s new at Denio’s Farmers Market and Auction… what’s new at Denio’s this week? What’s new at Denio’s Farmers Market and Auction… Let take a peek! Take a peek at Denio’s… Denio’s this week!🎵 still runs through my head on the regular. Whoever wrote that ear worm was not paid enough.
AH! Here it is! https://youtu.be/9458duvDMVI?si=r49F4WTtZSB-UClO
It’s just like… It’s just like… A mini… Mall.
