• sadbehr@lemmy.nz
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    1 year ago

    “…it was determined that Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with another, larger, male manatee at the facility, Buffett.”

    Damn. Big Brother Buffett asserted maximum dominance :(