• Adderbox76@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    If I’m being honest with myself, as much as I hate myself for saying it, it really depends on how “grateful” Boebert would be…

    God I’m a terrible person.

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      10 months ago

      Don’t think it would take as much as a fire. Just take her to the movies.

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      10 months ago

      When you’re like “It must be an act, she can’t be that crazy, right?” So you do it and then you realize that yeah, she’s that crazy…

      (But you still go back!)

    • Snapz@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      She’s going to shoot you in the dick and then tell all the country’s untreated mentally ill that you’re a pedophile.

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      10 months ago

      This is what I’m saying! She could have lived her life in blissful ignorance as a moderately successful MILF pornstar! But you wanted to feel power this year. So now you’re going to feel my power, as it surges from me through you from nostril to rectum now until the end of tiiiiiime. And that’s… wazzup.

      (if you get this reference please be my friend)

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      10 months ago

      2 things are sure : I will eat tacos and pizza after I am done with this stressful event.

      I eat good food and make the world a better place. Win win

    • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      Say what you want about her politics, but I’d definitely hit that. Also I’m sure it’s fine if she’s gagged. Pretty sure she’d be into that too.