• JaymesRS@midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    There are 2 off the top of my head that I think of often.

    The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

    • Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

    My mother was the village whore and I loved her very much.

    • Mary Brown, Pigs Don’t Fly

    Both just immediately grabbed me. ¯\(ツ)