At least I’m not as dumb as Marv was in Home Alone.
I’m more like Marv in Home Alone 2.
Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?
He was born in 1957. That makes him only 33 at the age of filming.
Yes, isnt that what the meme says? 2023-1990=33
Yes, I just did the math for the lazy.
Man, robbing houses in the early 90s. What a gig! No IP cams. No ADT security systems. Just don’t leave any fingerprints and you literally could have anything you wanted.
So I’ve been older than him for 14 years.
This you?
Not yet, still have 19 years to go. (He was only 66 there? Yikes!)
Fuck I look like the ginger version of him too
Oh gross, a Ginger.
Me too…
As an adult, the calling sign of intentionally flooding their victims houses is so much worse than the theft.
Sure, steal everything not bolted down. Makes sense. Gotta eat, and you resent the “rich” people.
But cause tens of thousands of dollars of damage, and long term mildew risk that will be weeks, maybe months, of hell to fix? Just to be extra petty? Man, that’s so much fucking worse.
It was a very rich neighbourhood.
These are guys that were hellbent in killing a 12 year old boy during Christmas. I don’t think ethics rank highly in their minds.
Can you not
