unlimited money in my bank account for 24 hours? withdraw as much as legally possible in cash then stash it somewhere. Then the next day when my bank account goes back to normal, I still got shit-ton of tangible cash stashed somewhere.
Emphasis on “somewhere.” 50 years later I’d be on my deathbed telling my grandchildren “I’m not joking! I swear I have a fortune hidden somewhere!” (Edit: I forgot to include - I’d hide the money and then not be able to find it lmao)
Then it’d be like one of those movies where they have to find it, but they find themselves in increasingly bizarre and adventurous situations along the way.
unlimited money in my bank account for 24 hours? withdraw as much as legally possible in cash then stash it somewhere. Then the next day when my bank account goes back to normal, I still got shit-ton of tangible cash stashed somewhere.
Emphasis on “somewhere.” 50 years later I’d be on my deathbed telling my grandchildren “I’m not joking! I swear I have a fortune hidden somewhere!” (Edit: I forgot to include - I’d hide the money and then not be able to find it lmao)
Then it’d be like one of those movies where they have to find it, but they find themselves in increasingly bizarre and adventurous situations along the way.
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
“Kids, come closer, I have something to tell you”
“What is it grandma/pa kase?”
“Come closer”
“Yes?”
“There’s always money in the banana stand”
That’s about 500 bucks for your average bank.