Imagine a hockey puck sized Roomba that docks at the top of the bowl, off to one side, that slides to the bottom after every flush and then scrubs it’s way back up to the dock.

  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    6 months ago

    dont these already come in a can? ive seen commercials… they spray. then little, angry roombas come flyin out. BOOM! clean.

    they never show what happens to the little angry roombas though

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    6 months ago

    The answer is lasers, and a powerful exhaust fan. There probably should be an occupancy sensor to prevent a late night poop ending with an emergency room visit.

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    6 months ago

    Okay, but what does it do when you drop a monster deuce and clog the toilet? Does it just start spraying poop water all over the place?

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      6 months ago

      Just like a normal Roomba, it does a bad job every time, but by virtue of daily repetition it eventually does a better job than lazy humans.