• CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      32
      ·
      11 months ago

      Sometime in the next few years, an F-35 will crash directly into the South China Sea because the engine spontaneously turned off mid flight.

      The liberal media will go onto a news cycle for how the plane should have continued to be able to fly without thrust despite being heavier than air.

      The US military will then launch a full scale ground invasion of Isaac Newton’s grave, with the justification that gravity is in direct opposition to US state interests.