• kylie_kraft@lemmy.world
    181·
    11 months ago
    1. the bad mistake
    2. diapers and toys I guess idk
    3. crayon eater
    4. Nintendo makes life bearable for a hot 15
    5. an astounding lack of self consciousness
    6. self consciousness arrives late (a crash landing)
    7. confessions of a poor, wannabe scrub
    8. thinking about tits
    9. a dweeb becomes a nerd
    10. two girls, one dumbass
    11. thinking about dick
    12. college and, like, 5 separate identity crises
    13. alcohol is awesome
    14. a gay old time
    15. studying abroad and social anxiety: no, I did not think this through
    16. the sky’s the limit, or foolish optimism
    17. wait, hear me out, Buffalo is actually much cooler than you’d think
    18. you don’t know frustration until you date a gay Republican
    19. I’m fucking dying why does no one believe me (a novice’s introduction to panic disorder)
    20. Paris, c’est mieux que Buffalo, je trouve
    21. so I guess I do like vaginas after all (a halfway reverse coming out)
    22. love is wonderful and everything is neat, if you ignore all the red flags and sirens and shit
    23. love is suicide and everything is awful
    24. trying on the khakis: a study in settling
    25. is dumpster diving hip now?
    26. that one definition of insanity that everyone knows
    27. oh, no
    28. alcohol is bad
    29. if someone told me ten years ago that a hardware store would play a significant role in my life ten years ago, I would have jumped off a bridge
    30. education and other socially transmitted diseases
    31. teaching as an alternative to fulfillment
    32. fuck, I’m old
    33. whelp I’m a volcel now (ba ba, ba ba)
    • radix@lemm.ee
      4·
      11 months ago

      I didn’t comprehend until this answer that the OP asked for chapter titles that might go into an autobiography novel, not just descriptions of eras. Beautiful work.