We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!
Incest often doesn’t provide viable offspring though.
Tell that to the British royal line
Any royal line for that matter
That’s what happens when the antidax narrative takes hold.
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Damn that’s scary. I don’t think there’s many drag queens there but child abuse in those states are higher than most. /s
This is cursed.
I only looked at this for ten seconds and I forgot how the real map looks.
I… I can’t even figure what’s wrong with it even though I know it’s so very, very wrong. My brain hurts.
As someone from Europe it looks fine to me.
I genuinely didn’t get the joke until I read the hover text and even then I just assumed he put extra lines in to troll the Americans.
What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.
Ohno
That’s my favorite. Plus, the way it can be read as “Ohenno” or Oh hell no. Columbia on the West Coast is also a neat idea, considering that Columbia was the manufactured goddess designed to be an avatar for American greatness, before we got the Statue of Liberty. Columbia still has a big statue on top of the Capitol building in DC that never gets mentioned.
ok but where’s MASHINGTON
West of Wontanna
Fun fact, there are no US states that start with A.
The closest is Arkansas which starts with an “A”. Which is pronounced similar to an “A”.
Some ChatGPT fun facts
Likewise there are no states with a B in the name.
Isn’t Kentucky the only one that starts with a K?
Ok, I don’t get it.
A recent XKCD was just the blank map with ~64 “states” and the direction to try and name them all.
Here it is: https://lemmy.world/post/9604451
Oh, missed this one that helps
Is this what having an aneurysm feels like?
It took me way too long to realize he added States not just mislabeled them.
Me too, it’s better this way than the original
Kansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?
Ahkansas, just to piss off the French
Ah-kansah, I would imagine.
I see Kansas, but where’s Kan’tsas?
Should be Kansas, Arkansas, and Cokansas.
Arkansas and yourkansas
I did a couple of cartography classes in college and I can say this is 100% correct.
How would you like them labeled? They already have the names.
The names are an edit of the original xkcd comic, where the states are blank.
Looks right to me ╮(•‿• )╭