cheese_greater@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 months agoIs there such a thing as "fart mints", like a breath mint for your farts?message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down118
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareIs there such a thing as "fart mints", like a breath mint for your farts?cheese_greater@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squarehalf_built_pyramids@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down2·11 months agoThere underwear they has charcoal built in so you can air-shit into your pants all day with impunity
minus-squarepastermil@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoDoes it come with a muffler too?
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoYou gotta provide ur own muff
minus-squareCmdrShepard@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoHopefully. I want to get one that makes my farts sound like a circa 2005 Fast and Furious Honda Civic.
minus-squarebestusername@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoIf you believe they actually work; I dare you to go suck some charcoal farts!
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-211 months agoWell I’m going to try them, out of pure curiosity. I will let you know. Uh…sorry nevermind. Not for $80 I’m not.
There underwear they has charcoal built in so you can air-shit into your pants all day with impunity
Does it come with a muffler too?
You gotta provide ur own muff
Hopefully. I want to get one that makes my farts sound like a circa 2005 Fast and Furious Honda Civic.
SmartCheekyIf you believe they actually work; I dare you to go suck some charcoal farts!
Well I’m going to try them, out of pure curiosity. I will let you know.
Uh…sorry nevermind. Not for $80 I’m not.