• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I don’t look like a sailor, but I am one. Most people assumed I was a stoner before I even knew what weed was.

    I have a friend that found out that when I’m drunk my compass gets wonky. I always know what direction we are going, but it feels like a different direction, so he’ll randomly ask “hey ACK, what direction are we going?” on some random road. I’ll answer back “feels like south, but I know we are going northwest,” or whatever. I’m correct 9/10 times when drunk, and 100% accurate when sober.