The question how the dog would wear pants has finally been answered.
Ah! I came here to make the same comment! Well done😜
When my girl had a wound at the base of her tail, I put underwear on her backwards with the tail through the awkward dick hole
Damn it. I should’ve bought boy’s pants at target instead. I basically had to make a tail fly.
It worked, looks very fly!
I hope that, when you were learning how to make a tail fly, you also learned how to make a tail LAND. Could be troublesome otherwise…
Dick hole??
Men’s undies have a flap for their dick to poke through (for peeing purposes and possibly also other purposes)
Never seen such a thing, is this a regional thing?
Really? Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never seen men’s undies with a ‘dick hole’.
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The world is bigger than just the us, sounds like it’s a us thing then
No I think that’s pretty universal
Your dog looks like a flordia man LMAO
Needs a Hawaiian shirt
Florida man doesn’t wear a shirt
I was thinking an open Hawaiian shirt so the belly hangs out
She’s a saluki, so they don’t really have a gut. Probably got to go with a wispy Florida tweaker thing.
Finally, an answer to the “if dogs wore pants” question.
Question: what of dogs wore the pants?
Answer: this.
We had to do the same thing with our last dog. The cone freaked him out too much. He would stand still afraid to move shaking in fear, and he never was able to adjust. Pants and even long sleeve shirts for the front legs were non issues for him.
I’ll have to try this out if we need to, because our greyhound does the exact same thing when wearing a cone
Put the cone on yourself and you’ll know instantly why dogs hate it. :-)
We did the long sleeved thing four one of our collies and it worked great.
Poo?
No thanks, I generally prefer pre-digested food.
Poo?
Yes, how does your dog take a dump with pants on?
Not OP, but my dog is potty trained, so when she was in a similar situation a couple years ago, I’d remove the pants when she asked to go outside to potty. Then I would stand by the door and watch her while she did her business to make sure she didn’t try biting at her stitches. When she was done, the pants went back on and I let her freely roam the house again. Pretty straightforward.
Toddler chaps
Tried this with my dog but pants always fall off her butt.
