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Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?

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If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?

Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee to

Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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“The future will leave you hanging.”

“Your future will be nailing.”
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  “What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
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  Raise your hands high because you’re going to nail the future

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