this town ain’t big enough for the both of us, pardner
So I’m going to work hard to expand local housing options so you can find a place to live.
Can someone explain all the of possums these past few days? And, while I’m on the subject…
Car hitting possum memes: No. :(…
Cowboy possum memes: YES! :DPossums are like the common internet gremlin’s spirit animal: awkward, eats garbage, plays dead when someone attempts to socialize, generally nocturnal, not a huge fan of cars, etc. This makes them inherently relatable, but also cute enough and distant enough to be a good candidate for a meme.
and although they make a bluster and seem scary, they are not into biting you or ruining your day. They don’t spread disease and they eat all the types of bugs people hate.
I hope you’re doing alright today 💙
Shooting and being kind are usually mutually exclusive.
What if we shoot our shot on each other
😳
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*shoots you cutely * uwu
*dies of cuteness*
What if I shoot your problems to make you happier? That’d be kind :3