“You see, the short hair means she’s a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens.”
This guy sci-fies.
See also: Karlach in BG3
Nah, Karlach doesn’t have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically
She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who’s down soon as you get her engine insulated.
What do you even need a barber for?
That my homegirl? Sam?
Example:
I’ve seen her somewhere, but I can’t remember the move title 🤔
NSFW: Christy Mack
That’s it. It was from Baby Got Boobs 14. Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue. And I just rewatched it like last week, too.
Does it hold up after a rewatch?
Yes, but not as well as Christy Gets Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked In The Wood Shop. That one was touching.
I thought the saying was “it’s on the tip of my penis” when it comes to porn.
Vital Stats
bruh
Move title might be doggy or missionary
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Bottom half or top half? This is important.
Left half
I can work with that.
One testicle, half a penis and half a vagina?
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You forgot pineapple
You can make a nipple out of the pineapple and still have an ape
Just like God intended
Just like the average human.
Acceptable
Hell yeah
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Some guys have an ass, that’s doable.
No need for a comma there ;)
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Hank Hill’s ass doesn’t count.
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A pussy and a busy. Got damn.
peak feminism
Bobbi Draper is exactly what a hot badass should look like.
She was badass hell yeah
Well, I mean…
Does THAT count, or…?
Vasquez is always the best
And this is why I click on the NSFW “fitgirls” links when browsing /all
man I thought you were talking about the other fitgirl
Well sure I like free video games too.
Er…
She also has what is arguably the best line in the movie.
Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.
What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.
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I dont know, has some serious reddit vibes for me. It was all that animosity i fled in the first place. Not sure what to do at this time because normally enjoy reading comments but not like this. I hope it gets better.
I’ll call it the “hustle mullet”.
business on the side, party every where else.
Movie barber
Back when Burger King had crown shaped nuggets, I was drunk in the back of my friends car, and I called them king hats as he pulled out of the drive thru.
He slammed on the brakes, turned around with a twisted smile, and repeated back to me eagerly, “King hats‽”.
It’s the same picture
I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but… that’s Christy Mack. I don’t think she’s been into space yet tho.
Its a well fit haircut like.
Helps if you look like Christy Mack.
Care to elaborate what this is about?
The character described is often given the haircut in the image.
Hm!
I must admit - it does add to the tough look… 🤔
Found the movie barber.
Could also just be the general audience. There’s a reason they sport that look
Every single time there is a “badass woman” fighter character, especially in space/bounty hunting/an apocalyptic future, she looks just like this. This haircut, this face, neck tattoo, etc. it gives her a reason for being fit/skinny with huge boobs and to wear torn clothing that’s always torn to show a little cleavage and midriff.
It’s a haircut that retains traditional views of feminity but incorporates the functionality of a military buzz cut. It makes a lot of sense for anyone who might have to wear a helmet but doesn’t want to chop it all because of their own aesthetics of just the time investment of having grown long hair. The maid of honor at my wedding had this haircut, and a few women I work with rock it as well.
It’s kind of a sideways femullet. Business on one, maybe two sides, party on the top.
It’s an undercut
It looks less than practical. What do you do when you want to pull it all way from your face? Rock a side ponytail?
Regular pony tail. Both sides are usually buzzed.
No. It combines the worst of both worlds: the ugly military buzz cut and the untacticool long hair that are relics of 2010. The practical feminine-combat heroine wields a bob cut.
the ugly military buzz cut
FWIW, this is a pretty subjective statement. I’d say a bob cut is pretty unattractive, or at least moreso than OP’s picture, but that’s just me.
Both are super cute.
Buzzcut has a good helping of IDGAF to it and when people say that you generally shouldn’t press. With fucks given I’d say the pixie cut reigns supreme when it comes to practicality, though. Bobcuts can easily look Kareny.
Bobcuts can easily look Kareny.
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