• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Alright, I got a cow, but now there’s this asshole lurking about going on about “magic beans”.

      The cows doing nothing. She’s staring at him while she chews cud. What do I do? Can I stab him? She seems like a good cow, I don’t see a need to trade her for some beans, but he refuses to leave.