Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

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My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

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thomasloven@lemmy.world
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1 year ago
Seams so.
- no banana@lemmy.world
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  1 year ago
  Your skills are indeed tailored for these puns
  - BrickTamland@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago
    I’m enjoying this thread
    - Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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      1 year ago
      These puns are sew good I split a seam laughing.
      - no banana@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago
        A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure
        
        _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago
        I’m dyeing! Isn’t there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?
        
        corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago
        Agreed. Lets hem it in.

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