• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    8 months ago

    The first thing that comes to mind is… 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that’s a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.

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      8 months ago

      If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It’s either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.

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        8 months ago

        Haha omg… I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out… completely ruined it…

        🤷🏻‍♂️ guess you had to be there… 😂