Jesus died at 33, so that can’t get returned in the query response lol

  • Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    We just got a ticket in, our users need several new fields in the user table

    Relational virgin:

    NNNNNOOOOOO I’ll need this sprint to modify the user table and write the etl script

    NoSQL Chad:

    private String newField1;

    private boolean newField2;

    private Object newField3;

    //And now, I close the ticket and go get lunch beers.