Image is of a hot dog with ketchup and mustard on it. The bun is definitely the kind you get in an 8 pack for $2.18.

  • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    What? Ketchup went through billions of dollars, years of development and hamster testing specifically for the application on a hotdog.

    Some people think “deep state Del Monte” was responsible for all the dark psyops regarding the use of the tomato based sauce on hotdogs. This is a false narrative. The mustard cartels have done their best to confuse and distract the world to absolutely ensure their own racket goes undiscovered.

    I present Figure 1 as definitive proof that ketchup has always been part of the winning formula: