A Texas man accidentally shot a child while officiating a wedding in Lancaster County on Saturday, the sheriff’s office says.
Chief Deputy Ben Houchin said deputies were sent to a wedding at Hillside Events near Denton on a report of a gunshot wound.
Deputies learned that 62-year-old Michael Gardner, the wedding’s officiant, fired a gun to get everyone’s attention.
“He was going to fire in the air, and as he did that, it slipped and went off,” Houchin said.
The gun was loaded with a blank that Gardner made with gunpowder and glue.
The child should’ve also carried a gun to protect themselves from bad wedding officiants.
The only thing that stops a bad pastor with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.
Child molesters hate you right now
catholic church wants to know your location
God knows where you live.
thoughts and prayers
Tots and pears? I think it fits better
i prefer thots and spares
All children should go to war with adults.
Birth control?
More like birther control