• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I talked to some guys the other day, and somehow the conversation shifted to what i think about bidets, because i have two at home. I said i liked them, and think they are really good. Everyone looked at me a bit skeptical, and the general question was: why not just use toilet paper.
    I said that when you accidentally touch dog poop or something, you don’t take a piece of paper, clean it sloppily and that’s good enough until the next shower. One guy bow was really confused what the shower has to do with anything. I said that’s when you clean your ass. They all agreed that cleaning your ass in the shower is pretty gay.

    My favourite part of this story is that in a conversation before the guy kinda complained that his wife doesn’t like to give blowjobs. What a shocker mr. Poopy butthole.
    Also that’s how i found out i’m gay, and it’s pretty good, go take the gayest shit in the world.

    And clean your butthole