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      as an unapologetic irrational linux zealot, i find your joke…

      fuckin hilarious 😂, well done

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    Before ejaculation, sperm in mammals remain in a low-energy, inactive state. Once released, they begin their journey through the female reproductive tract

    Mine usually die on my belly like a sexy little nightly genocide.

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      Imagery privileges revoked, I read everything you write with aphantasia on now.

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    ill believe it when i see it come to market. male birth control pills are being hyped up and anxiously awaited more than even new hair pills.

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      You gotta make it more Rodney Dangerfield like your wife hit you with a cast iron pan and said you got prettier

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    Wonder how many more dumbass men will give their partners STIs when this hits the market. There are so many men who see male contraceptive as the key to being able to “raw dog” it, and that’s literally the only reason they care about its development.

    “It’s okay babe, we’re both taking birth control, no need for a condom.”

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      For sure, but I think that there is a lot of disinfo from doctors about the long-term effects of taking particular birth control for women, and people are afraid of talking about it in the “Tylenol causes autism” climate - for good reason. The men should be the one shouldering the medical burden in enabling the relationship raw dogging!

      To be clear I just mean that like Adderall, the way it’s prescribed is really stupid and can lead to side effects. The best way to do it is probably some kind of rotation of methods to dodge their side effects. I’m not saying the treatment shouldn’t be provided.

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      Hey just wanted to double back & say that was a valuable contribution to the discussion thx