I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.
I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.
My dad told me that walnuts were owl eggs.
He got in trouble when I stole all the walnuts in the house and wrapped them in nose tissues to keep them warm so they would hatch and I would have baby owls.
… nose tissues? You mean, just regular tissues? Did your dad lie to you about tissues too??
As opposed to, you know, butt tissues 😂
I was thinking cock tissues myself.
That could so easily be heard as ‘butt issues’
Haha this is such a funny lie.