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minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·3 months agoI was a dollar tree store manager and took different route “Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don’t risk that. Let it go”
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoPlot twist: “Sir” was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% 😅
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoClose. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agojesus You took his eyes as payment? 😶🌫️ I knew there was a catch. There’s always a catch.
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoTurn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!
I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route
“Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don’t risk that. Let it go”
Plot twist: “Sir” was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% 😅
Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho
jesus You took his eyes as payment? 😶🌫️ I knew there was a catch. There’s always a catch.
Turn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!