The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agoI've failed my familystartrek.websiteimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1902arrow-down115
arrow-up1887arrow-down1imageI've failed my familystartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareCookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down13·edit-210 months agoYour microwave is probably from China and tracks how much you use it… Does such a comment really need the /s?
minus-squareWtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-210 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareDontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-210 months agoDeep web 5G nanites disbursed by chemtrails, obviously…
minus-squareCookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·10 months agoYou know Wifi is a microwave signal right?
minus-squareWtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-210 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareDeepFriedDresden@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down4·10 months agoYou’re joking right? In case you’re not, no, WiFi are not microwave signals, they are radio signals.
minus-squareCookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoUh… No. WIFI (and all other wireless internet connections) are microwaves, just with much less power than A microwave.
minus-squareRambi@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-210 months agoSo I looked this up, turns out you are both right. WiFi does use radio waves as I always thought, but radio waves are actually low energy microwaves.
minus-squareRambi@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoThe damn CCP better not be trying to find out how long I microwave my microwave popcorn
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoThey put the popcorn button on there for a reason: each time you use it, it uploads usage habits to the CCP’s servers.
minus-squareCookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoThey want to kill you with arson
minus-squarefne8w2ah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoThe 5G nanobots must be real!!! /s
Your microwave is probably from China and tracks how much you use it…
Does such a comment really need the /s?
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Microwaves, duh.
Deep web 5G nanites disbursed by chemtrails, obviously…
You know Wifi is a microwave signal right?
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You’re joking right? In case you’re not, no, WiFi are not microwave signals, they are radio signals.
Uh… No. WIFI (and all other wireless internet connections) are microwaves, just with much less power than A microwave.
So I looked this up, turns out you are both right. WiFi does use radio waves as I always thought, but radio waves are actually low energy microwaves.
The damn CCP better not be trying to find out how long I microwave my microwave popcorn
They put the popcorn button on there for a reason: each time you use it, it uploads usage habits to the CCP’s servers.
They have gone too far this time…
They want to kill you with arson
The 5G nanobots must be real!!! /s