It’s a hilarious read. He depicts himself as such a ridiculous and goofy loser it’s hard to believe that he wrote it.
He needs more memes.
Yeah, this definitely needs to be turned into a series of greentexts.
The entire book could be rewritten as a long ass 4chan green text. He doesn’t get better when he grows up - runs up tons of debt all the time and gets bailed out by his brother regularly. He’ll drink sake with random bums. All he wants to do is ride horse, drink and fuck.
The STI stuff is funny too, his dick gets puffed up and painful to pee from - iirc, when he comes home from that bender, his family is like “yeah if your dad was home he would have just killed you.”
Can you imagine being a descendent of this guy? The teacher’sd be like: “we must honor our ancestors and follow their example” and it’d be like: “sugoi!”
Also, I’m pretty sure they’d have to be a series of short page-long-at-most greentexts. Attention span, you know. Kinda like haiku, but better. With image-clips from samurai films and godzilla movies (representing the grandmother) and those old Japanese erotic art paintings.
He was Edo period, so he definitely could have gooned to the Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.
Ah the teenage lifestyle
The Way of the Horse and the Bone
